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misc:20rules [2012/04/26 14:46]
Sean Madden created
misc:20rules [2012/06/21 15:05]
Sean Madden
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-1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. +  - Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. 
- +  ​- ​There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs ain’t one. 
-2. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs ain’t one. +  ​- ​The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king. Fetch him beers. 
- +  ​- ​In a negotiation,​ never make the first offer. 
-3. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king. Fetch him beers. +  ​- ​Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 
- +  ​- ​Request the late check-out. 
-4. In a negotiation,​ never make the first offer. +  ​- ​When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 
- +  ​- ​Don’t get married before you can legally drink. 
-5. Never cancel dinner plans by text message. +  ​- ​Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas. 
- +  ​- ​Don’t fill up on bread. 
-6. Request the late check-out. +  ​- ​When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye. 
- +  ​- ​Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. 
-7. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. +  ​- ​If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point. 
- +  ​- ​Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her. 
-8. Don’t get married before you can legally drink. +  ​- ​You marry the girl, you marry her whole family. 
- +  ​- ​Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. 
-9. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas. +  ​- ​Experience the serenity of traveling alone. 
- +  ​- ​Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room. 
-10. Don’t fill up on bread. +  ​- ​Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. 
- +  ​- ​Don’t show off. Impress.
-11. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye. +
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-12. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. +
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-13. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point. +
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-14. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her. +
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-15. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family. +
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-16. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. +
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-17. Experience the serenity of traveling alone. +
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-18. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room. +
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-19. Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. +
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-20. Don’t show off. Impress.+
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