Hilarious Comments in ACTUAL systems

// Not an ACK - message handler has failed us :(
// These should be throwing exceptions...
 //MIKE: i hate this
 and a few lines below this...
 //MIKE: see above comment
 // I love this header file - [user1]
 //Me too - [user2]
 //TODO: Not this.. never this!
 exit(1);
 //TDA
 //This code never gets hit (at least app side)... lovely... why? because this is called too early. 
 //but i don't want to change it now.
 (Not a comment, but actual code...)
 ASSERT(false);
 (^^ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY???^^)
 //ATTEMPT TO STOP TIME
 (a few lines below)
 //OH GOD WHY DID IT FAIL??
 #define BOOL int //TODO:  Fix this.
 // This condition pretty much never happens, but anyways...
 log_error(...
 // But if it does happen, you are screwed.
 exit(1);
 // Note to the ghost of whoever wrote this before
 // NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER CLICK YOURSELF.
 // Focus issues are hard enough as is. Just do the right MFC thing.
 // Love, -AD
	// Hate for safari
	if (document.title.substr(document.title.length - 2, 1) == "|") {
		document.title = $("title").text()+" "+owner.username+"-"+ticket.t_id;
	}
1; ##### aargh.  (yes, virginia, this is necessary)
	/**
	 * HAPPY FUCKING DUPLICATION YEAH!
	 *
	 * @see java.lang.Object#clone()
	 * @return I Shall call him... Mini-me!
	 */
	public CurriculumYearImpl clone() {
LOG(ERROR) << "Time only flows one way - cannot start before told (my TARDIS is broken)";
// semi-major axis of earth, change if intergalactic conquest.
const double SEMIMAJOR = 6378137.0;
// semi-minor axis of earth, change if intergalactic conquest.
const double SEMIMINOR = 6356752.314245;
// <Windows is dumb>
#ifdef ERROR
#undef ERROR
#endif
// </Windows is dumb>
// fuck me sideways with a type system
        if(length > memorySize){
                // Old mac donald had a farm...
                return -EIO;
        }
  //If we die, that isn't exactly revocable!
  //!!!
misc/hilarious_comments_in_actual_systems.txt · Last modified: 2017/02/05 17:43 (external edit)
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