Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.

Automating a mess yields an automated mess.  -Michael Hammer

Caution -- be sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards: they are subtle and quick to anger.

Don't worry if it doesn't work right; if everything did, you'd be out of a job.

100 buckets of bits on the bus // 100 buckets of bits // Take one down, short it to ground // FF buckets of bits on the bus