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 +  [Sean]: Fun Fact I still have 6 darts!
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 +  [Sean]: "​I'​m talking out of my ass like I usually do."
 +  NOTES: Muttered as he was going over the 361 practice test.
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 +  Fun Fact: Sean Madden already knows all the answers to all programming problems before he knows that all the solutions to all programming problems are recursive.
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 +  [Sean]: The road to hell is paved with good intentions and lined with IT majors.
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 +  Sean: IT HAS PORN MODE 
 +  Lab: YAY! 
 +  NOTES: Upon the discovery that google tv has an incognito mode
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 +  Fun Fact: Sean Madden knows the IP address of every website.
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 +  Fun Fact: Sean Madden'​s cargo shorts have already found the Higgs Boson
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 +  Fun Fact: To avoid the 80 character/​line limit, Sean Madden goes one dream level deeper.
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 +  Fun Fact: Before a class is changed, Sean Madden knows how to write the review session tests for it
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 +  Madden: It is back up after the great hard drive shat of 2010.
 +  NOTES: During a crash course stating that his server is back up
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 +  [Madden] How many SE majors does it take to figure out the cable is unplugged?
 +  [T.O.] None, it's a hardware issue
 +  NOTES: 361 review session
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 +  [McAfee]: I have the power to rewrite time, by the power vested in me by Sean Madden.
 +  NOTES: when the mentor says it's garbage thirty, it's garbage thirty
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 +  [Madden]: How many terrorist plots have there been with a big American building and a little terrorist that goes "​Alalalala"​ boom?
 +  NOTES: Talking about Tom Clancy foreshadowing 9/11
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 +  [Sean]: That's the difference between you and me. My code is killing people.
 +  NOTES: Sean Madden'​s code is probably in an F-16 right now.
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 +  Sean: Danjo can wrap my beans in whatever way he wants.
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 +  Sean Madden: Bitches don't know about my diagramming skills. Oh, that was bad. Don't repeat that.
 +  NOTES: SE 361 review session
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 +  Nick: What do you call those people in your groups who show up and don't know what Subversion or Version Control are?
 +  Sean: Meat shields.
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 +  Sean: How did that get out of my pants?
 +  NOTES: wallet… calm down sam
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 +  Derek: I know you taught it to you that way in class, but i am telling you they are wrong!!!
 +  NOTES: Derek turning into sean madden during review session
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 +  [Sean]: I may or may not be in the process of rooting your server
 +  NOTES: Benti messed up the file permissions
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 +  [Sean]: I can just see Benti skipping around with a basket of business cards, throwing them around to the companies
 +  NOTES: Benti on business cards, Sean on ???
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 +  [Sean]: The Mentoring army is not enough. We need a legit army.
 +  NOTES: After watching videos of model jets, and the SSE wanting their own
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 +  Student: How about Charlie Sheen? (as an actor in the use case)
 +  Madden: It's an equivalence class...he'​s the same as the dog, he's useless.
 +  NOTES: SE 361 review session
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 +  [Mentley]: RSA got hacked
 +  [Chowder]: *Horror*
 +  [Madden]: The company, not the algorithm
 +  [Chowder]: *sigh*
 +  NOTES: Chowder fearing the death of the internet
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 +  [to sean madden] you are magic
 +  NOTES: after sean fixed my code
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